Is Our Long National Nightmare Over?

TMZ tells us that someone told them that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in their divorce.

Apparently, K-Fed-Ex will get around $1 million. As for their two kids, Britney and Kevin will have joint custody, sharing physical custody 50/50.

Which we bet means that Kevin gets to feed them pot some days, and Brit has the option of cleaning their belly-buttons with a smooth vodka-Red Bull lotion the rest of the month.