Ugh. Las Latinas Cannot Endorse...

Cory Kennedy! Unendorseable! Same for her parents! The LA Times recently wrote a fascinating expose on the life and clueless parents of this teenage LA obsession, who even today is still out partying almost every night. Read it. But so many questions remain! Where were the parents? Either the mother was embarrassed for herself and flat out lying to the Times, or....well, actually that's the only option. Also, is there a dearth of scrawny drug-addled, lice-infested teens in LA? Why her?? Finally...Paris! Lindsay! Las Latinas had higher expectations for you both.

Somebody save this girl! And goddammit, Vincent Gallo, you don't count!







tyty for the clothing inspiration!






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