Latinanalysis: Dolly Parton Endorses Hillary Clinton

Dolly, who's touring abroad, allegedly told a European magazine: "When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasize I am with someone like Keith Urban or a petite, hot young woman." She added that her first crush was on a Tennessee hooker: "I thought she was beautiful. She had more hair, more color, more everything."

Michelle Rodriguez better les it up a notch pronto, or else Las Latinas will anoint Dolly our new fave woman wower.

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