When Crazy Bitches, Planets Collide

OMG, so this is the scoop:

Dina Lohan, LL's "mother," was scheduled to appear on Daytime Emmy-nominated The View this Thursday, more likely than not to confuse Joy Behar with Bette Midler and to finger Rosie's armpit (we vote for the one on the left). Unfortunately, her appearance was cancelled, *allegedly* due to Rosie's hating Dina's parenting skills, look, influence, and overall idiocy. (To wit: "As for her own nightlife activities, [Dina]'s unapologetic: 'If you can button it and clip it when you're in your 40s, you're going out.'" We say: hott motto.)

Needless to say, we're pissed-off sluts right now. What are we going to TiVo instead? Martha??? Since when does Rosie actively sabotage our You Tube dependency? So selfish. Maybe we'll stab someone while we hang upside down.

Oh, and if this leads to our precious Lindsay having to make a Japanese commercial, DIOS HELP YOU ALL.