Seth Cohen Training to Battle Darth Vader for Summer Roberts's Affection

Days ago, Las Latinas warned that Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen might be dating (or playing patty-cake: the jury is out). Well, Adam Brody, a huge follower of our musings, can be seen bulking up for his next role as jealous ex (or for "Battle Royale": the jury is out), which we love and encourage. Violence solves everything.

In fairness, though. Adam. Sweetie. Don't take this the wrong way. Would we take those tiny legs of yours and put them to good use regardless of your yelling the safe word we totally lied about and pretended we'd respect? Yes. And you're the King of the Track-Jacket Hoodie, something that Las Latinas see ALL THE TIME in el barrio. Yet...

The red shorts, dark socks, chalky legs, and fugly shoes will not win back the love of your four-season life.

All that being said, do you need help with that zipper?

(Pics obtained from Pop Sugar)