Britney Stretches Her Legs a Bit

Britney Spears checked out of Promises Malibu Alcohol and Drug Rehab Treatment Facility "after successfully completing their program," Spears's manager, Larry Rudolph, said in a statement released by Jive Records late Tuesday.

We seriously hope for the best, although we should know better by now.

We also seriously hope that Britney will schedule a TV interview, pronto. Dr. Phil is the obvious choice, but more star-wattage is called for here. And anyone having any connection to Anna Nicole Smith would be priceless, because we'd get to hear a hott speech about how Britney is "going down ANS's path" and how "only you, Britney, can turn away from it," etc. "THINK OF YOUR KIDS!" Loving it already.

Finally, to put to rest the rumors: we have not asked Britney to join our Latina Gang. The shaved head was an impressive first step in her conversion, but we saw some pics of her playing tennis and whatnot while in rehab, and that just cannot stand. Our bitches are ruthless and non-white wherever they go.