Today's Grande Smorgasbordo

The Grey's Anatomy spin-off's tentative title: Private Practice. (Las Latinas are currently trying to come up with a worse title, but we barely speak Ingleeesh, so give us a second or two.)

A: Not the hottest idea ever. Q: What is a potential "Goonies" musical?

IF BRAVO IS STILL CASTING PROJECT RUNWAY4, THEN WHEN WILL THE NEW SEASON START??!! Putting our anger aside, we embrace the silver lining of knowing that we can attend one of these casting calls and sensibly present our raggy-mop-coconut-shells-banana-peels sun-dress collection. Here we come, Hollywood!

Otters are more secure in their sexuality than (pedo-)Republicans: