Oh Yes We Did
No laughs....las Latinas are going to review Dancing with the Stars! If you're not into this show, you are truly, truly missing out. This year, the competition has its biggest stars ever. No, really. Seriously. Joey Fatone from N'Sync is a pretty big step up from Drew Lachey of 98 degrees (adorable as he is), if you think about it. Not to mention that the contest also features the most hated - no, vilified - woman in England, Heather Mills. No! Her leg did *not* fall off last night. There's also the lovely Leeza of Leeza fame, who looks oddly like Heather. Billy Ray Cyrus, now a Keith Urban clone. John Ratzenburger, a delightful rapscallion with only two weeks to practice! An NBA guy we don't know by name, but was a delight according to the judges. Oh that's right, it's Clyde something or other. Las Latinas aren't always the best with sports! Paulina Porizkova -- love her! Shandi Fennessy - is that her name? - the old Miss USA. Too much like all the other Miss USAs (Travis Barker-screwing coke sluts). No thanks. Ian Ziering, who could be the newest member of the Scissor Sisters from the way he moves his hips. Apollo Ohno, cockily obnoxious. OMGZ, *Olympic* champion with no time to practice!!!!!!1111one11!! And last but not least Laila Ali, a broad so tough she should be the newest member of Cafe con Leche, leading th
e fight against the Singing Phantom Menaces. 
Joey Fatone was clearly the best. But what las Latinas don't understand is how they can rate him with the others. Las Latinas used to be rather obsessive fans of N'Sync. It's true. N'Sync's routines - not so easy. Even if Joey isn't exactly JT, he's still got the moves. The rest of the competitors were all pretty much the same, although Ian Ziering, as stated previously, is obviously a horny gay man. Finally, while the judges may have lamented Billy Ray Cyrus's lack of an actual chachacha in his dance, he was enthusiastic and caliente and las Latinas liked him!
That's all for the first edition of las Latinas' review of DWTS. If our boyfriend will let us watch again (he would have preferred some old ep of Rome), las Latinas will continue to review and inform of the latest developments.
Do not forget to watch next week!
Rapscallion Time!
1 comment:
clyde drexler...
I really kind of wanted her leg to fall off, even if it didn't allow her to show the other one legged people that they too could ballroom dance.
seriously, that would have been the best moment in television since janet jackson's nipple! BUT WITHOUT FCC CONSEQUENCES (and retarded blame games, and an over-reactionary public).
sigh.
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