We Call Bullsh*t

1. Are Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen dating, or just driving to her apartment to prepare for a Captain Oats-Princess Sparkle-themed party? It might be fun to have Hayden kiss our thighs, but we're smart enough to recognize a mall-buddy when we see one.

2. Life & Style "reports" that Britney was moved to tears as she read a Justin Timberlake letter, in which he offered to be there for her when she completes her stint in rehab. The insider says, "She could barely catch her breath to read the words. It was one of the most moving letters she had ever received. He poured his heart out. He told her he was sorry they fell in love so young, because if they'd fallen in love even just a few years later, he would've married her - and they'd probably have kids together by now.” Riiiiight.

3. Is Rosie leaving The View?

4. We're fairly certain God hates us, but maybe you love Him back.