No es Bueno: Mischa Barton

Hey, Marissa Cooper: WTF?

(Oh, do not think for a second that we will forget your greatest role. Sure, some fat bastards here and there may remember that you also had a cameo in "Notting Hill," or that you vomited in "The Sixth Sense." But to us you will always be The O.C.'s resident queen bee.)

How can you go from one beautiful extreme (above) to the OTHER? Did you resurrect as a butterfly in Oliver's dissection-collection without telling anyone? (Psst: I hope you know Ryan has moved on. Such a hussy, but hotter than ever.)

Summer has been looking cute as a button lately, so you need to rekindle that friendship, ASAP. Unless Oliver is holding you hostage again, in which case you should text Seth and have him send Sandy to the nearest hotel room.

And set you free, so you can spread your wings and fly, butterfly...