We Call Bullsh*t

1. Are Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen dating, or just driving to her apartment to prepare for a Captain Oats-Princess Sparkle-themed party? It might be fun to have Hayden kiss our thighs, but we're smart enough to recognize a mall-buddy when we see one.

2. Life & Style "reports" that Britney was moved to tears as she read a Justin Timberlake letter, in which he offered to be there for her when she completes her stint in rehab. The insider says, "She could barely catch her breath to read the words. It was one of the most moving letters she had ever received. He poured his heart out. He told her he was sorry they fell in love so young, because if they'd fallen in love even just a few years later, he would've married her - and they'd probably have kids together by now.” Riiiiight.

3. Is Rosie leaving The View?

4. We're fairly certain God hates us, but maybe you love Him back.

No es Bueno: Mischa Barton

Hey, Marissa Cooper: WTF?

(Oh, do not think for a second that we will forget your greatest role. Sure, some fat bastards here and there may remember that you also had a cameo in "Notting Hill," or that you vomited in "The Sixth Sense." But to us you will always be The O.C.'s resident queen bee.)

How can you go from one beautiful extreme (above) to the OTHER? Did you resurrect as a butterfly in Oliver's dissection-collection without telling anyone? (Psst: I hope you know Ryan has moved on. Such a hussy, but hotter than ever.)

Summer has been looking cute as a button lately, so you need to rekindle that friendship, ASAP. Unless Oliver is holding you hostage again, in which case you should text Seth and have him send Sandy to the nearest hotel room.

And set you free, so you can spread your wings and fly, butterfly...