Ring the Alarm

Pretty on the Outside reminds us that Paris Hilton will be Larry King's guest tonight - for the entire hour.

Allegedly, Michael Moore's appearance was dumped to make room for Ms. Hilton, which makes no sense, physically speaking.

Weak Wednesday?

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have ended their romance...possibly.

Warner Bros. has optioned a Thundercats script by screenwriter Paul Sopocy to turn the popular 1980s animated series and toy line into a live action feature. Since you asked: Tygra was our fave (the bolo-whip was the gayest thing ever), though Cheetara was a close second. Snarf was their version of Orko and should have been killed in the pilot episode. Sorry, kiddies.

Larry King is a grande baby,



so let the Arctic Monkeys amuse you for a bit with "Fluorescent Adolescent":

Make-Our-Day Monday?

Las Latinas are happy. And not drunk or high. These are a few of our favorite things (today):

Extreme Makeover: Home Edition's Ty Pennington was arrested early Saturday morning in L.A. on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol and drugs while driving.

The Advocate's Adam Levine interview. Sample -

Q: Do guys ever hit on you? A: Not outwardly. Not, 'Hey, you wanna make out?' It doesn't happen to me. I don't know why. But I never really pick up on when I'm getting hit on anway - unless i'm into it, and then I just convince myself that they're hitting on me...I'm not into d***. I wish I were. It would be so much easier. Because, you know, men have a certain camaraderie with each other that's easygoing and kind of simple, when you think about it. Sometimes men and women clash mentally, although physically it works out.

Q: If you were into guys, who would be your type? A: Oh, there are beautiful men out there. Antonio Banderas is gorgeous. Well, maybe not so much anymore. He peaked around "Desperado." I mean, every male secretly wants to have sex with Brad Pitt, but that's a given.

The above hott picture of Larry King.