I Know Who Booked Me

Lindsay Lohan, who just finished a second stint in rehab, was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving early today. La Lohan, who is already facing a drunken driving charge in Beverly Hills, was pulled over near the Santa Monica Police Department after authorities spotted her car chasing another vehicle. ("Nobody turns down my offer for a game of drunken, coked-up Parcheesi...NOBODY!!!")

LL was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol, driving on a suspended license and possession of cocaine, among other charges. Cops allegedly found cocaine in one of her pants pockets during a pre-booking search.

Our chica really wanted to one-up Paris, huh? Nicole's pregnant ass is down for the count, so maybe Lindsay felt she had to unleash the full power of the Firecrotch upon turning 21.

Dumb.

And it's not like even we would go see her new movie opening this weekend. First-row seats for her inevitable Larry King (or Barbara Walters?) interview, though.