No es Bueno: Sarah Jessica Parker

Even though we felt like the uno, dos, tres...catorce chicas had thrown a party and forgotten to invite us time and again, Sex and the City was a show we enjoyed. Not a hint of color in sight, but enough wordplay and hot male ass to pass the night.

Moreover, it provided Christina Aguilera with a real chance to shine:



With that said, Las Latinas shall *not* permit Sarah Jessica Parker to celebrate the show's big-screen debut by invoking the spirit of Robo-Matriarch XVII. The shoes and purse are pretty, but SJP's dress recalls the most expensive comforter at our local Bed Bath & Beyond.

If this is by Valentino, we need more moonlight. ASAP.

The only girl that wants to have fun while wearing this disaster is married to our Dunce-in-Chief.