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Apparently, July 4th also celebrates independence from a stretch mark-less body: Christina Aguilera is preggers. She joins Ms. Richie in skinny motherhood. The presumed father is not hott.

We thought the father might be Robin Williams, but we were confused by his f*cking something else entirely: John Krasinski's movie career.

(Thanks to Will.i.tran for the baby name.)