Mama, Can You Hear Me?

Break out the pastel-colored baskets, blow up some balloons, and prep the preemie ICU: Nicole Richie is preggers.

The father is Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden. Probably.

2008's "Mother of the Year" award is unquestionably reserved for Nicole. And can you IMAGINE having Paris Hilton as an aunt? If we were a mini-Richie, we'd put a saddle on Paris's chihuahua and ride it until Hilton agreed to buy us a villa. Some herbs might also do.

Congratulations, Nicole - Las Latinas wish you health and success.

Though we wonder if your tummy is more the result of swallowing some drug-filled pellets and not of fertile love.