Keith Richards revealed that he once snorted the remains of his own dad Bert, leavened with a bit of cocaine to make it go down easier. "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive," says Keith.
UPDATE: Keith was just kidding!
The Cure frontman Robert Smith has teamed up with singer Ashlee Simpson for a collaboration on her new album.
He may be Cafe Con Leche's killing machine/secret weapon in the fight against the Singing Phantom Menaces, but Las Latinas aren't afraid to admit we're just a little jealous of the bastard. Knut, don't forget where you came from!
Here it is! Rosie's greatest posts of the week. This week: "Dyke has a Y, You Terrorist! Edition."
"When You Were Young," Live at the Brit Awards. Las Latinas debated over whether to post this video or a video of Brandon giving an interview. As much as we love Brandon, well...he's just not the same when he's only talking. Forget the blather...we need him to sing and perform! Sing, Brandon, sing!
ZOMG!!! The upside of this ungodly photo is that Perez makes Dita look like the most gorgeous creature on the planet. OK, which she would be anyway if Holly Madison, Posh and Brandon didn't already exist.
Today co-host Meredith Vieira hit her head on the ice rink at Rockefeller Center Monday during a live segment in which Will Ferrell was promoting his new movie, "Blades of Glory."
(For more Meredith naughtiness, go here.)
Orlando Bloom carrying Miranda Kerr's Yorkie.
(Courtesy of CDW)
Usher is engaged to his longtime girlfriend, stylist Tameka Foster, the R&B singer's spokeswoman said hoy.
TMZ tells us that someone told them that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in their divorce.
Apparently, K-Fed-Ex will get around $1 million. As for their two kids, Britney and Kevin will have joint custody, sharing physical custody 50/50.
Which we bet means that Kevin gets to feed them pot some days, and Brit has the option of cleaning their belly-buttons with a smooth vodka-Red Bull lotion the rest of the month.
The only fact that could make this look acceptable is if Kiki Dunst is promoting a variation on the classic game of Twister.
If that's the case, Las Latinas are praying to Dios we get "Right, Left Hands on Purpleish-Scarf-Covered Neck."
Best Week Ever posts a new clip from All My Children. In this installment, we get to meet Zarf/Zoe's mother, played by the same actress who played the mom on Freaks & Geeks (R.I.P.). Oh, and we learn...Z's (that's the easiest solution, no?) real name.
Worth it, obvi.
Watch!
Per some white chick's page: "The winner receives show-saving promotion in all three of our mediums—E! Online, E! News and the Vine. Plus, I personally will deliver your show-saving plea directly to the network execs of the winning show."
Among the endangered: 30 Rock, Friday Night Lights, Gilmore Girls, HIMYM, and Studio 60.
Vote, gente!
Dolly, who's touring abroad, allegedly told a European magazine: "When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasize I am with someone like Keith Urban or a petite, hot young woman." She added that her first crush was on a Tennessee hooker: "I thought she was beautiful. She had more hair, more color, more everything."
Michelle Rodriguez better les it up a notch pronto, or else Las Latinas will anoint Dolly our new fave woman wower.
(Photo credit: Glenn Harris / Photorazzi)
Sanjayamania is a little overdone at this point, and until now, Las Latinas had steadfastly avoided joining the movement. However, after last night (Sanjayjay not even in the bottom three!), it's time to pop the cherry. And hell, if Dan Ackroyd is in on Sanjayamania, so are we.
