Mad Love

Hollywood is all abuzz over (read: moderately interested in) the rumored romantic pairing of Drew Barrymore and Spike Jonze.

Honestly? We'd rather Never Be Kissed, but now that Drew's affair with Fab is over, we can see how it might be fun to juggle several Boys on the Side. I guess we'll have to wait until after Drew and Spike go on 50 First Dates before comprehending what the Fever Pitch is all about.

(We're sorry.)