News That Blogger Forcefully Makes Fit

First, the Daytime Emmy Noms came out today, and only one category really matters:

Outstanding Talk Show Host

DR. PHIL * SYN
DR. PHIL MCGRAW, HOST

THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW * SYN
ELLEN DEGENERES, HOST

RACHAEL RAY * SYN
RACHAEL RAY, HOST

SOAP TALK * SOAPNET
LISA RINNA, HOST
TY TREADWAY, HOST

THE TYRA BANKS SHOW * SYN
TYRA BANKS, HOST

THE VIEW * ABC
BARBARA WALTERS, CO-HOST
ROSIE O'DONNELL, CO-HOST
JOY BEHAR, CO-HOST
ELISABETH HASSELBECK, CO-HOST

Tyra's War on Fat (and Sanity) deserves its own special Emmy, but we all know The View has to win this award. Even Donald Trump knows it.

Meanwhile, we're happy to report that Britney - allegedly - is sufficiently healthy and competent to start a new romance with a great new man. Seriously, this one has so much potential. (Was Robbie Williams unavailable?)

Finally. Welcome back, Daddy Lohan! No, silly, we don't mean Bruce Willis.